February 2012
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
All of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!: sometimes I sit... →
infallibleheadgirls:
darkmagicandgumdisease:
I would, but I have no idea what British accent is seeing as there is no such thing as a ‘British Accent’.
Very simply put, you have the following
English-
Southern
Northern
Cornish
Midlands
West country
I would add the…
SO STOP CALLING IT A BRITISH ACCENT.
do-you-have-a-flag:
shercockled:
so the star trek sequel is basically just benedict
derping
everywhere
star trek xi: the Herp of Derp
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